July 21, 2018
Gaming News Spider-man

This Week in Gaming News: ‘Spider-Man’ Gets More Exciting, ‘No Man’s Sky’ Gets Less Terrible

Here’s a thing: my girlfriend has the best WiFi speed I’ve ever experienced. She’s not a gamer, she doesn’t have a PC and she doesn’t even watch stupid shit on her mobile phone. Sometimes, my friends, there is just no sense to this world – but at least when I […]
July 17, 2018
Pato Box

‘Pato Box’ Review: Boxing Gets Ducked

It turns out that adding to the Punch-Out!! formula does little to actually 'add' to the Punch-Out!! formula.
July 14, 2018
Octopath Traveller

This Week in Gaming News: Nintendo Gets Greedy

You join me in sombre mood this week, following another oh-so-near with England’s disappointing defeat in the World Cup semi-final. It’s at times like this, I like to head back into the world of video games for it to hold me close, rub my feet and whisper in my ear […]
July 8, 2018

This Week in Gaming News: Another French Surrender

O gaming news, gaming news, wherefore art thou gaming news? Is anybody else bored of how many times battle royale games like Fortnite seem to keep themselves in the news? They just won’t bugger off, will they? That’s the real beauty of being in charge of the news that makes […]
June 30, 2018

This Week in Gaming News: Trademarks, Lawsuits, Hamsters and Boxing Ducks

Welcome, friends, to another week of happenings in the video game world. This week in gaming news has involved a lot of talking, speculating and rumor-mongering, but that’s fine. If there’s one thing that separates this article from the rest, it’s that I call a spade a spade, a rumor […]
June 24, 2018

This Week in Gaming News: Minecraft Joins in with the Sony Bashing

I’m baaaack! I’m sure, were E3 not taking up the collective consciousness of every serious gamer on the planet, that you’d have really missed not reading this article last week, but Goomba Stomp absolutely smashed its E3 coverage, so I’m certain you were all more than catered for. I wholeheartedly […]
June 19, 2018

The Gamer’s Guide to the World Cup – Group H

With their finest hour in the late 70s and early 80s, both Pac-Man and Poland used to be a big deal in their respective fields. Largely middling for long periods of time, both have had impressive showings in recent years, with Pac-Man Championship Edition completely revitalizing the pill-munching ghost-dodger, and Lewnadowski’s golden generation giving Poland their best chance in 34 years of making an impact on the world stage.
June 18, 2018

The Gamer’s Guide to the World Cup – Group G

With soccer’s biggest tournament started this week, the world is watching. But what happens if you want to follow the action and know nothing about the “beautiful game” because you spend all your time playing video games? Worry not, because Goomba Stomp’s resident footy-mad, cynical England supporter is here to give you some key info on this year’s contesting teams and how they theoretically relate to the gaming world. We’ll be doing one group every few days, so keep it here and you’ll be come a World Cup expert in no time!
June 17, 2018

The Gamer’s Guide to the World Cup – GROUP F

With soccer’s biggest tournament started this week, the world is watching. But what happens if you want to follow the action and know nothing about the “beautiful game” because you spend all your time playing video games? Worry not, because Goomba Stomp’s resident footy-mad, cynical England supporter is here to give you some key info on this year’s contesting teams and how they theoretically relate to the gaming world. We’ll be doing one group every few days, so keep it here and you’ll be come a World Cup expert in no time!
June 16, 2018

The Gamer’s Guide to the World Cup – GROUP E

With soccer’s biggest tournament started this week, the world is watching. But what happens if you want to follow the action and know nothing about the “beautiful game” because you spend all your time playing video games? Worry not, because Goomba Stomp’s resident footy-mad, cynical England supporter is here to give you some key info on this year’s contesting teams and how they theoretically relate to the gaming world. We’ll be doing one group every few days, so keep it here and you’ll be come a World Cup expert in no time!
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