Howdy folks. My name is Patrick, and if you haven't guessed yet by the Yorkshire Pudding in my avatar, a Yorkshireman. This means two things: One, expect a disgustingly high level of courteousness, and two, I don't own a Whippet. I see you googling what a Whippet is. Stop. It's a dog.
Writer at Goomba Stomp and The Gallifrey Times. If anyone needs me, I'll be staring out of the window, waiting for Spyro to come back.