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E3 2019: Top 10 Best Announcements of the Show

Though E3 2019 wasn’t exactly a banner year for the conference, there were still loads of brilliant annoucements. Here are the Top 10.

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Let’s be real here: E3 2019 didn’t quite live up to the months of anticipation, predictions, and rumors that preceded it. This year felt especially lackluster. It’s not so much due to Sony not being in attendance—if they had been, it isn’t like they would’ve had much to show, anyway—but more so because it felt like a preparation year. First-parties and third-parties alike are all furiously building behind the scenes for the looming next generation of consoles launching in 2020.

That said, it’s not like there weren’t some absolutely fantastic announcements at this year’s conference. In fact, I had a hard time keeping it down to just 10! As underwhelming as E3 2019 was as a whole, nearly every conference had at least one exciting reveal or demonstration. Here’s our list of the absolute best of show.

10. Halo Infinite Launching with Xbox Scarlett in 2020

Next-gen, here we come! Both Sony and Microsoft have been steadily preparing for the launch of their next consoles; Sony is staying relatively quiet and only releasing a couple of major exclusives for two years in a row now, while Microsoft has acquired a whopping eight new first-party studios in the span of twelve months. We could all reasonably assume that most of those studios wouldn’t have much to show so soon, but what about last year’s stunning new Halo reveal? Surely that could be on the roster soon enough, right?

The confirmation of Halo Infinite as a launch title for Project Scarlett is bittersweet. On the one hand, it feels like the perfect way to start a new hardware generation. The game’s scope really feels limitless now that it isn’t bound to restrictions of current-gen tech. At the same time, announcing both launches so far in advance feels a bit underwhelming. Here’s hoping they’re well worth the wait.


9. No More Heroes 3 Reveal

This one is a bit tricky. The actual reveal trailer for No More Heroes 3 isn’t anything to write home about; in fact, the voice acting was downright atrocious. However, just the fact that we’re getting a third entry in the series after the dud that was Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes is baffling in the best way possible.

Fans of the first two games were both furious and worried when series creator Suda51 claimed that the success of TSA would dictate the future of the entire franchise. Yet, here we are! Follow-up interviews since the announcement sound quite promising, and despite the vague 2020 window that’ll likely result in a fall or winter release, those hoping for that old-school Travis Touchdown gameplay finally have something to look forward to once again.


8. The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Coming to Nintendo Switch

What sorcery is this? The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt—with every scrap of additional content included—is coming to the Switch sometime this year, compliments of Saber Interactive and CD Projekt Red. The game is so massive that it’ll be one of the very few to use a full 32gb game card (no download required!).

Rumors that had been circulating for months knocked the wind out of the sails of this announcement quite a bit, but the sheer fact that it’s happening is still brilliant. 540p handheld or no, if they can manage to get it running at a solid 30fps, this will easily go down as the most impressive Switch port ever.


7. Elden Ring Reveal

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Another casualty of leaks/rumors, Elden Ring would’ve been a blockbuster announcement if we hadn’t already been expecting it. That said, the gravity of this reveal is still undeniable. With George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones just ending (though the books are still going strong) and From Software’s Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice recently releasing to critical acclaim from fans worldwide, there couldn’t have been a better time to announce a collaboration between the two.

We still don’t know many details about the game itself. The teaser overflowed with themes of ruin, destruction, and utter despair—sounds about right for these two. However, with not so much as a release year teased, fans might have quite a long ways to wait before getting their hands on this one.


6. Phantasy Star Online 2 Coming to the West

Looks like one of Phil’s trips to Japan finally paid off. In what was perhaps the most shocking, completely out-of-left-field announcements, Phantasy Star Online 2 is finally being brought to the West by way of…Microsoft?!

Hardcore Western fans have wanted to (legally) play Japan’s most popular MMO since it launched way back in 2012. Similarly to Final Fantasy XIV, it has received a ridiculous amount of polish and content since then (all of which will translate to the Western release). Unlike Final Fantasy XIV, Phantasy Star Online 2 will be 100% free-to-play. Purchasing publishing rights for the West might have been a risky business move, but it’s undoubtedly a smart goodwill play.


5. Watch Dogs Legion Reveal

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Watch Dogs is one of the few franchises that feels like it’s on an upward trend. Though the first game over-promised and spectacularly under-delivered, Watch Dogs 2 is generally regarded as major step up and genuinely fun in its own right. When leaks started to pop up that the next entry, Legion, would let players control any and all NPCs in the game, it seemed completely ridiculous.

And then they showed a good ten minute-long gameplay demonstration.

The potential of Watch Dogs Legion is incredible. Being able to take control of whoever you see walking down the street and recruiting them to fight for your cause sounds nearly as next-gen as Cyberpunk 2077 looks. And yet, both games are miraculously releasing early next year. It remains to be seen if Legion can actually make taking control of NPCs feel like more than simply swapping skins, but if it can, it has the potential to be one of the best games of next year.


4. Cyberpunk 2077 Release Date/Keanu Reeves Guest Appearance

Cyberpunk 2077 quickly became one of the most anticipated games of all time following its explosive E3 2018 trailer and subsequent gameplay demo. At the time, most had assumed that the game was frankly too demanding to run on the current generation of consoles.

And then Microsoft’s E3 2019 presser happened. April 16, 2020, it is!

Though a glimpse of gameplay would’ve made the reveal that much better, this announcement earns its rank by defying expectations and coming out much sooner than anyone could have reasonably expected. Add in Keanu Reeves as a “breathtaking” guest star, and we got what was easily one of the best moments of the entire event.


3. Final Fantasy VII Remake Release Date/Extended Gameplay Demo

What a time to be alive. Right on the heels of Kingdom Hearts 3‘s release in January after eons spent in development hell, not many expected Square’s other turbulent project to release any time soon. If anything, fans just wanted another glimpse of gameplay and the updated visuals. But man, did they get so much more.

Announcing the March 3rd, 2020 launch date at the Final Fantasy VII concert the night before Square’s press conference was a strange move that in hindsight might have actually got them even more viewers. The subsequent extensive gameplay demos are what really set this announcement apart from any other on this list, though. The action-oriented combat looks flashy yet dynamic, the visuals look gorgeous, and cutscenes look extremely well-produced. Early 2020 is going to be rough for gamers’ wallets everywhere.


2. Banjo-Kazooie in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Super Smash Bros. DLC rollouts have gradually become one of—if not the—biggest hype cycles in gaming, period. Whereas other fighting game communities collectively rejoice when a treasured character joins the roster, new additions to Smash manage to reach far beyond the confines of the Smash community itself.

Coming off the mind-blowing addition that was Persona 5‘s Joker, the next DLC fighters had a ton to live up to. The announcement of The Hero from Dragon Quest early on was a wise way to lower expectations until the tail-end of the presentation (though much of the series’ fanbase in Japan surely roared with glee at the reveal).

And then, at the very end of the Direct, a single Jiggy flashed across the screen! All doubt that Nintendo would never be able to get the rights from Microsoft to use Banjo vanished in an instant. Everything from DK, Diddy, and King K. Rool cheering the duo on to the gameplay snippets showing off how perfectly his moveset was translated from the original games exuded love and reverence for one of Nintendo’s long-lost franchises. The final screen of the trailer (shown above) really says it all.


1. Breath of the Wild Sequel Announcement

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Every now and then we get a game announcement that perfectly encompasses the joys of not being spoiled by leaks and rumors. This is that announcement.

You could practically hear everyone who’d played the instant classic over two years ago collectively gasp as they started to figure out what they were looking at. The trailer’s notably darker tone compared to the first game made it all the more mysterious. Was this DLC? A spin-off a là Persona Scramble? No…it was indeed a direct sequel to one of the most celebrated games in gaming history. I can’t think of a better way to have ended E3 or this list. Here’s to dreams coming true!

Honorable Mentions:

Ni No Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch Remastered/Switch Reveal

Ghostwire Tokyo Reveal

Seiken Densetsu Collection Shadow Drop

Forza Horizon 4 LEGO Speed Champions Expansion

Square Enix Avengers Game Reveal

Minecraft Dungeons Reveal

Brent became infatuated with manga and anime after randomly stumbling upon Vol. 3 of Yu Yu Hakusho on a childhood roadtrip. Today he has a soft spot for colorful JRPGs, cozy anime, and both games and shows that indulge his innate love of adventure. Find him (im)patiently waiting for Animal Crossing: New Horizons and Fire Emblem: Three Houses @CreamBasics.

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  1. DevilGearHill

    June 15, 2019 at 1:36 am

    It’s as if nobody cares for Evil Genius 2, but me !))) You people are strange.

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Nintendo Through the Years: 1984

1984 was the year before Nintendo released the NES in North America. Let’s look at the steps the company took in preparation for its global assault.

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Ah, 1984. The year that Big Brother was invented (or something like that), and – more pertinent to this article – a year after the Nintendo Famicom was invented. If you don’t know what the Famicom is, shut down your computer, call your parents and apologize for how much of a failure you are, turn your computer back on, read the previous article, call your parents back and tell them you’re on a path to personal betterment, and then come back to my welcoming arms.

1984 was, of course, the year before Nintendo released the NES in North America, and while that may seem like it could render this article as something of a ‘filler episode,’ it’s interesting (trust me) to take note of the steps the company took in preparation for its global assault on the social lives of millions. Also interesting is the state of the industry Nintendo was gearing up to join, as the fallout from 1983’s crash of the North American games industry was very much being felt throughout ’84.

All of that, and more, are coming up, but first let’s have a little chat about a promotion for a certain genius, shall we?

Gettin’ Shiggy With It

Miyamoto was riding high in 1984 (in fact, he probably has been ever since 1981). Fresh off his arcade successes, he was rightly set to swap the barrel-bombarded ladders of Donkey Kong to the bastard-bombarded ladders of the executive corporate world. Yamauchi had previously split his R&D departments into three divisions. Division 1 was run by the hero of the previous article, Gunpei Yokoi; Division 2 was under the control of Famicom designer Masayuki Uemura; and future inventor of battery-saves, Genyo Takeda, was boss of the third. Shiggy was about to get jiggy all over Division 4.

Now in charge of his own division, the Shigmeister was tasked solely with creating games for the Famicom. No more literal monkeying around in the arcade market, this was Nintendo’s new generation of game development, and luckily there was a genius at the helm. One of Miyamoto’s first acts was to hire Takashi Tezuka – who had just finished up part-time work on the graphics of arcade title Super Punch Out!! – as a designer on his first Famicom game: Devil World.  

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Tezuka graduated from the Osaka University of Arts, where I’m assuming he majored in bullshit, because, despite Devil World playing a lot like Pac-Man, the cheeky git claimed he had no idea what Pac-Man was prior to the development of his own game. And people say millennials are clueless, eh? Apparently, after being the last person in the games industry to play Pac-Man, Tezuka was able to use what he learned for Devil World. If you have no idea what Devil World is, you’re probably from the US. Your lot decided it was a little too ‘Bibley’ for them, so it was never released. And to think the Portuguese got kicked out of Japan for all their Jesus stuff. If anything, it was really progressive for the Far East.

It was a relatively modest beginning on the Famicom for the great Miyamoto, but if you stick around there are definitely some better times for him ahead.

I Got This New Console, Fam

By 1984, the Famicom was pulling up some serious cherry blossom trees, having sold three million units. Not bad for just over five months, especially considering that the console was basically serving as a hub for arcade ports at the start of the year. The console was still some ways from unveiling its killer app, and its output of games in 1984 is a veritable ‘who cares’ of sports games, shooters and arcade ports. You know, the type of shite Nintendo has flooded the NES Online Switch library with so far.

It’s probably a little spiteful to shit-talk the early Famicom titles too much, as they clearly represent a company warming up and setting the stage for an immensely popular console.  Among the ‘highlights’ were Clu Clu Land, Urban Champion, ports of Donkey Kong 3 and Pac-Man, and Miyamoto’s second Famicom title Excite Bike. It’s interesting to look at the earliest console video games, because so many of them were firsts in their genre that they required almost little-to-no salesmanship. 1984 boasted titles with such linguistic acts of poetry as Tennis, Pinball, Golf, and F1 Race. Truly unforgettable.

Nintendo famicom

All was going well at home, but Nintendo was looking to join the big American party, so it needed to put the feelers out. Nintendo had sought to tempt Atari to bring the Famicom to the US the previous year, but Atari couldn’t cope with it in the aftermath of the ‘83 crash. Their next steps to breach the US market was to tour the Famicom – ‘cunningly’ titled as the ‘Advanced Video System’ – across American trade shows. In the wake of the market crash, Nintendo decided that it should try to advertise it as a home computer rather than a dirty, stinkin’ console. To complete the disguise, they unveiled it alongside a keyboard peripheral; most likely to compliment launch title Family Basic. Naturally, this ruse was about as convincing as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a “Polar Bears Only” golf club, and the Advanced Video System was laughed out of each and every building.

The Hunt Begins

Not all Famicom games released in 1984 were arcade ports or one-word descriptions of sports, as the biggest title of the year – certainly in terms of pushing the system towards breaking into the American market – was Duck Hunt. Y’know, ‘cause guns. Not my opinion, people, the opinion of Nintendo.

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We all know the game by now, you and your doggo pal are out for to cull a flock of ducks, and rightly so, as their numbers seem to have skyrocketed to an almost infinite amount. Your canine chum will dive into the tall grass to flush out the poor bastards, and you lay waste with by pointing your light gun at the screen and getting triggered. Literally.

The Japanese version of the game is an interesting one, in that its light gun is very different to NES Zapper we’re all accustomed to here in the west. Resembling an old west six-shooter, it perhaps spoke to the misjudged impression of rootin’ tootin’, gun-slingin’ American consumers. Someone clearly pointed out that, come time to release the NES in the US, marketing a replica revolver to children was a bit much – especially with the growing number of US cases involving the replica guns being used in actual crimes in the late ‘80s – hence the grey laser blaster we all know and love.

Nintendo famicom pistol

Also, you can shoot the dog in the Japanese version. So, yeah, probably best you don’t give impressionable American kiddly-winks handguns and let them shoot their virtual pets, eh? Either way, Duck Hunt and the light gun began to convince Minoru Arakawa that the Famicom could be marketable in North America, even with its market in tatters. Speaking of which…

A Harsh Mistress

One can’t talk about Nintendo in ‘the year after the year before’ without checking in on the sorry-ass state of the rest of the video games industry, if you could even call it an industry in ’84. Fresh off the ET incident of ’83, Atari was in a right old state. ColecoVision was putting the graphics and arcade ports of the 2600 to shame, and the 5200 wasn’t backwards compatible with 2600 games, even though Intellivision II was. Launching as it did with little more than updated versions of 2600 games anyway, it was a disaster.

As a result, fed-up Warner Communications Inc. were pretty much done with the whole home video game scene for losers. They got rid of the whole lot – selling off Atari IPs, the Atari logo and trademark, and even inventories of Atari home video game hardware and software to Tramel Technology. This effectively split the company, as while Warner Communications closed its domestic video game and computer divisions, it retained the arcade division – renaming Atari Inc. to Atari Games. Tramel themselves gave Warner permission to do this, while renaming themselves as Atari Corporation. You got all that?

Atari

All this buggering about strongly hampered the release of Atari’s upcoming console, the Atari 7800 (originally known as the Atari 3600). After the initial Californian release of the console in June 1984, The Tramel sale meant that plans to mass market-release the console were shelved a month later. The reason for this? If you think it’s not nonsensical corporate silliness, then you’re really underestimating mid-80s Atari.

The 7800 was developed by General Computer Corporation rather than Atari themselves, which was a great cost-saving measure in that it cost them absolutely nothing… because nobody paid them for it. Tramel owner, and holocaust survivor, Jack Tramiel assumed his initial takeover payment was going to cover the debt, but he was sadly wrong. He ended up relenting and paid GCC in 1985, with the 7800 releasing nationwide in May 1986.

If I Can Make it There…

Nintendo loved their home console, and so did Japanese consumers. The global potential was there, and they were desperate to crack North America. They were ready, but the market, especially the retailers, wasn’t, so they needed a way to dip a proverbial toe into foreign waters rather than adding another passenger to a sinking ship.  

Enter the Nintendo VS. System. Initially devised by Yamauchi as a way to update Donkey Kong and Mario Bros. cabinets, these multiplayer arcade cabinets would be fitted with beefed-up versions of Famicom games and shipped to the States. About 30 different games were released from 1984 into the following couple years, including Super Mario Bros., Tetris, Dr. Mario, Ice Climber, and Duck Hunt.

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Obviously, releasing games in the arcade before porting to the home wasn’t exactly a lightning-in-a-bottle new idea, as it had been done throughout the decade already, but Nintendo was well aware that North American kids were still ploughing quarters into arcade cabinets, and this was their way to hook them for what was about to come next. To say it worked is an understatement, but we’ll get to that next time.

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12 Years in the Zone: ‘S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl’

Like Dark Souls, Shadow of Chernobyl can be hostile, unfriendly, and off-putting.

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Near the road, listening to campfire blues. Someone’s guitar gently weeps as fellow wanderers shut their eyes. Irradiated monsters await nearby yet nothing matters now but this safe space of camaraderie. The poetry of this moment is how missable it is. Players are not asked to contemplate it. There is no dialogue and no cinematic; it does not end a sidequest or activate one. Just slouching men resting to music. Tomorrow will see them again on some Ukrainian wasteland, searching for valuable artifacts sometimes guarded by unspeakable fiends. Another day in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl.

Open world games tend to have pacing problems, partly because players are the ones who set the rhythm. There is usually a central plot thread crisscrossed by dozens of optional tasks. It can often happen that the latter are a distraction while the former is boring. But what if an open-world game had both excellent additional content – missions worth completing, quests worth undertaking – and an intriguing story that led players through a path of increasing complexity and tension? And what if, despite a plethora of options, the gameplay were consistently fun, intense, and gratifying, without lulls?

That game exists. 12 years ago, Ukrainian developer GSC Game World released what remains one of the moodiest, most frightening and distressing videogames ever made, a reimagining of Roadside Picnic, the celebrated science fiction novel by the Strugatsky brothers that inspired the similarly beloved 1979 film by Andrei Tarkovsky, Stalker. The European studio took elements from their predecessors – the geopolitical and economic aspects of one, the mystical and existential dread of the other – and spun their own brilliant version.

Book and film were released prior to the Chernobyl disaster, but have henceforth been linked with it. In Roadside Picnic, extraterrestrials briefly touch down on our planet before continuing their journey elsewhere, leaving their trash behind. These alien objects are basically magical to human beings, so they’re sought after by both military and black market dealers. Which is where the “stalkers” come in, sneaking into the fenced-off landing sites, or “zones,” in search of fantastic loot. Tarkovsky trimmed most of these specifics and retained only the idea of zones – where supernatural incidents may or may not be happening – and of the stalkers who infiltrate them, no longer for loot so much as contact with the transcendent and sublime. After the nuclear plant near Pripyat broke down in 1986, sending radioactive material all the way to Italy and Moldova, the subsequent Chernobyl Exclusion Zone was inevitably associated with the aforementioned.

GSC Game World amalgamated these sources, from page, screen, and history, and mixed them up with first-person conventions and open world mechanics. Players control The Marked One, a wounded stalker who wakes up right outside the Zone. Like dozens of videogame protagonists before him, he’s lost his memory. But he has two clues to his identity: a tattoo on his arm and a helpful note on his PDA: “Kill Strelok.” As players uncover his past – and inevitably advance towards Pripyat and Chernobyl – they also discover what’s befallen the neighborhood. As it happens, a second meltdown left behind a landscape of radioactive patches; deadly anomalies; strange artifacts that sometimes come packaged with inexplicable perks, like increased endurance; mutated animals; zombified former stalkers; and what can only be described as hellspawn.

Linear progression, from the outskirts of the Zone to the infamous plant, is married to typical open-world nuts and bolts. There are factions in territorial disputes, which players can ignore or get involved in; random people who ask random favors, some of them exceedingly dangerous, the sort they should never expect a stranger to accept; and those awkward notes only people in videogames seem to leave behind, with precise indications to treasures and weapons.

Players can effortlessly juggle main and side quests, and all of them are compelling because of one simple reason: not the plot, not the dialogue, not the lore, but the environment. No matter where players go and why – to track a lost family rifle, find a hidden stash, meet someone – the whole adventure of getting there is rife with dangers and memorable encounters.

Early on, some players may be tempted to run across the fields, face reddened by the afternoon sun. But such bucolic saunters are promptly interrupted by the million and one things out there in the Zone. Step over a hill and you may inadvertently stumble into a radiated anomaly, everything around you quivering like a mirage as you’re jostled left, right, and away from your computer in righteous indignation. Stand under a tree and a pack of ravenous dog-things may decide to play fetch with your legs. Crash an abandoned house and you may discover it’s occupied by gun-happy bandits. Get distracted and your head may be blown off by snipers so far away they might as well be camping in a different videogame.

Shadow of Chernobyl is savage. It’s up there with some of the classics of anxiety: System Shock 2, Alien: Isolation, etc. They don’t trade in jump scares. Opponents are too deadly, too smart. They don’t need the element of surprise, though they nevertheless often possess it. Players can sneak or engage, but neither is easy. Gunfights can be chaotic and messy – especially when faced with growling, cloaking, hunched, bloodsucking mutants. And they’re just the entrée in this infernal banquet.

Patience tends to be the best tactic. Approach every corner like you would a gate into your worst nightmare. Don headphones and listen for the clicking of your Geiger counter. Recognize danger areas and bypass them. Clothe yourself in midnight darkness. Love open spaces, fear ruined cities and manufacturing plants, and treat underground laboratories like battles for your soul.

Like Dark Souls, Shadow of Chernobyl can be hostile, unfriendly, and off-putting. The most innocent stroll can quickly devolve into a breathless struggle against radiation poisoning, human aggression, and posthuman otherness. Players come to cherish infrequent resting spots and watering holes, like the 100 Rads bar, where they can relax, nod to the mellow instrumental beats of “Gurza Dreaming,” drink to dearly departed stalkers, and chat with patrons or the barman. Then it’s back outside, to deteriorating industrial territories crawling with monsters or swamplands infested by the undead.

For the unacquainted, the appeal of such a grueling, stressful experience can be difficult to understand. But veterans get it. Videogames that offer such a continuous all-embracing challenge are teeming with life, despite or maybe because of the constant proximity of virtual death. Each square mile is a self-contained epic. There are no dull stretches of nothing between waypoints or mission locations. Each surface can either hide horrors or shield you from them. To put it fancifully: the entire digital world is activated, burning with interactive possibilities, like a heat map on fire, everything the red of potential or ongoing activities. Such videogames demand absolute, unyielding attention, and can be exhausting. But in retrospect, players might realize that, while scouring Ukrainian wreckage, they were more aware, more awake, more in-the-moment than in other, less demanding titles. And that feeling is worth more than the price of admission – and of lost sleep.

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‘Judgment’ Review: No OBJECTION here

Judgment is so well written and localized that it fully deserves the level of recognition that any standard Yakuza game gets.

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Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio don’t make perfect games; they make special games. Anyone with a vested interest in the developer’s Yakuza series will be well aware of the cult-level of fandom that surrounds these quirky, violent, and gripping titles. Despite the hugely increased Western exposure Sega’s given these games in the current generation, being a fan of RGG Studio’s work still feels like something of an exclusive club for those who ‘get it’; those who can embrace the weird and wonderful world of Kamurocho and its oddball denizens. As a spin-off (of sorts) with the same virtual setting, and built in the same game engine, Judgment probably won’t be signing up too many new club members, but those already ingratiated into the insanity will find a lot to love.

Judgment may be set in Kamurocho, but its plot is completely new and doesn’t have any links to the Yakuza titles. Players take control of Takayuki Yagami, who’s currently working as private investigator after his first, and only, criminal case as a defense lawyer saw him secure the acquittal of a murder suspect who, upon his release, went on to kill his own girlfriend. ‘Tak’ runs the Yagami Detective Agency alongside his partner Masaharu Kaito, a former Yakuza member of the Matsugane family. Because of course there are Yakuza in this game.

If Judgment didn’t do this, we’d all be rightly disappointed.

Considering series protagonist Kazuma Kiryu is rarely ever actually in the Yakuza, the Japanese gangsters probably have about as much of a role as antagonists in Judgment as they always do. This time, as well as constantly starting fights with Yagami, the Yakuza secure their role in proceedings via the distinction of being murdered by a serial killer and having the eyes gouged out of their corpses. In their quest to uncover the truth, Yagami and his partner find themselves fighting – both figuratively and very, very literally – against myriad foes, including a variety of Yakuza clans, the local police department, prosecutors, the Ministry of Health, journalists, and more.

Being a private investigator means Yagami can’t focus on just one serial killer to pay the bills, and there are 50 side cases to fill out the lengthy main plot. They’re mostly brilliant, genuinely intriguing, typically hilarious, and stuffed full of the type of risqué material that has become a staple of RGG’s games, and Polygon writers’ nightmares. It’s pretty standard for one of these games to present an incredibly complex and dramatic plot supported by utterly ridiculous side quests, and for the non-sensationalist fan this is both a mandatory inclusion and the source of countless memorable moments. I’ll certainly never forget roping a vampire into doing community service, or chasing down a bald male idol’s “hat” (see: wig), only to have him apologise and explain that, “it’s a really fast hat.”

The noise this ‘hat’ makes when it blows in the wind is comedy gold.

It can be a little jarring to see so many shockingly sex-related story beats end with well-meaning humility, but the writing quality of RGG consistently bails them out of controversy. The women of Kamurocho are almost constantly being stalked, harassed, or just plain paraded in front of horny salarymen. It seems that RGG is aware of the outside world’s perspective of this facet of modern Japanese culture, and is often quick to condemn anything that could, and should, be seen as out-of-touch. They could, of course, just take it all out in the first place, but where’s the fun in that? Yagami is the player’s window into the debauched world of the Tokyo underbelly. His insightful reactions humorously pick apart this questionable culture in a way that likely mirrors your average westerner’s attempts to fathom characters like Ass Catchem and Judge Creep ‘n’ Peep.

Yagami can gain boosts by both drinking and smoking, engage in illegal underground gambling, have four girlfriends on the go at once (which I did purely for the trophy), and is absolutely not averse to smacking seven shades of Shichifuku Street out of anyone who messes with his cause for justice. You know what, though? If Judgment, and the Yakuza games before it, didn’t throw open this window into wacky Japanese culture with the enthusiasm that it does then it just wouldn’t be credible, and would be a damn sight less fun. It might be shocking, but it’s a truly joyful experience that pokes fun at itself with snappy, witty writing and a bevy of interesting characters completely devoid of tired tropes or insipid dialogue. It’s all turned up to 11, and that’s why I love it.

What sport do you think you should play based on your butt?

Being built in the Yakuza 6 engine ensures that general gameplay feels, well, pretty much exactly like Yakuza 6. Naturally, Yagami has his own unique fighting ability – which he employs a darn site more than he does any actual detective work – that consists of two styles: crane and tiger. Crane is a faster, more agile fighting style and is recommended to be used against large groups of mooks, whom you’ll be squaring off against 90% of the time. Most of the EX special moves for this style are focused around crowd control, whereas the tiger style is better suited for one-on-one battles (aka bosses) and is a much more visceral and power-based approach.

There are tons of potential weapons lying around all over the city, including the obligatory bicycles, and Yagami has easily some of the best EX special moves of all RGG’s games. Befriending local shop owners allows for context-sensitive help, usually in the form of some variant of burning hot food to throw in the eyes or force down the gullet of some hapless schmuck. Better still are the tag team moves available whenever Yagami has a buddy in tow, and the cherry on the icing on the cake is the traffic-based finishers – one of which is probably my favorite of all time.

This is awesome, and it’s not even the one I mentioned as my favorite.

It’s not all fighting, though, and the main appeal of Judgment is in its potential for a more methodical, puzzle-based, detective campaign. It’s, unfortunately, a potential that isn’t as well-realized as many would have hoped. There are a couple of lock-picking mini games which are completely unremarkable (and barely used after the first couple of hours), a scene-analyzing first person mode used to dig up clues, and a tailing mechanic. The latter is employed the most by far, and my word does it get boring by the game’s end. Slowly walking after a target that will routinely turn around out of trepidation is not fun, and it’s made even less fun thanks to the wonky hiding mechanic that supposedly lets Yagami duck behind obvious cover points to avoid detection.

I say obvious cover, but I believe that my definition of obvious differs from that of the developer’s. Sometimes a car will be cover, other times it won’t be, and you’ll be stuck standing with head poking over the top of a car smashing the circle button expecting Yagami to do the thing he’s done dozens of times before. Same goes for certain light boards and walls. It’s basically a crapshoot that often left me running around in the open like a total maniac, and an obvious one at that. For some reason, each target has a meter that tracks how much they’ve noticed the really conspicuous man flailing around behind a car and knocking people over, so if that meter never gets filled then you can just duck behind whatever bit of cover is the correct one and they’ll react like they didn’t see a thing.

Okay, Maybe a Few Objections…

The biggest disappointment is that it leaves Judgment feeling like another Yakuza game with a few uninspired additions rammed down your throat, rather than the standalone experience it tried to market itself as. The detective angle definitely works from a story perspective, but it barely alters the gameplay in any meaningful, or satisfying, way. Unless you count flying a drone directly upwards to press X by a second-floor window, or wearing a disguise to walk into a room and press X by someone you want to spy on.

10/10 would one-liner again.

Undeniably worse than the misstep of not fully utilizing the investigative elements is the inclusion of the Keihen Gang invasion events. These happen way too often, and are guaranteed to always abruptly halt whatever story process you’re making. They essentially boil down to the owner of a Chinese restaurant (I have no idea why) texting Yagami telling him that the Keihen Gang are back causing mayhem, and you’re then left with a threat meter to try and whittle down.

I say try, but you’ll basically be forced to do this, as Yagami will be jumped by goons every 20 seconds or so, and there will be up to four gang leaders chillin’ on random corners waiting for a good ol’ fashioned, mano a mano slobberknocker. These bastards all have the ability to deal mortal wounds to Yagami, which manifest as a permanent health drain that requires an expensive medical kit to remove. Yay. It’s a completely needless bit of padding that can really spoil the flow of player progress. Worse still, the rewards for fighting them off, and the overall impact on the game’s narrative, are completely negligible and not worth anyone’s time.

Dice & Cube is another of the new mini games. It sucks.

Time is something that you better have ready if you’re wanting to fully beat Judgment, as anyone familiar with the Yakuza series will already know. I beat the game after just over 50 hours, completing all but three side quests and missing a couple of the 45 friends Yagami can make in the city, and that was still only listed as 63.7% completion. Kudos, as well, to the new drone races mini game, and the brilliant arcade ‘light gun’ game Kamuro of the Dead.

You certainly can’t complain that Judgment doesn’t offer value for money. In a world where most games are intent to charge real-world money for extra character skins or maps, Judgment is content to take your initial investment, throw a 50-hour campaign at you and still make time to include a full version of Virtua Fighter 5.

Oh, for crying out loud, lads. Can’t the drone race stay sacred?

When all’s said and done, though, Judgment lives by its story, and what a story it is. Ryu Ga Gotoku are operating at an absolutely astounding level right now. Their consistent flair for creating truly nasty bastard villains, infinitely likeable antiheroes, excellent character development, believable relationships, snappy dialogue and jaw-dropping drama is, for me, completely unparalleled. Add that to the flawless Japanese voice cast, and the considerable work that the best localization team in gaming has to put in, and it’s a truly incredible piece of work.

Judgment has all the nonsense of a typical RGG game, but it’s all offset against an impressively modern and intelligent narrative that expertly piles a lot of emotional weight onto the notion of true justice. It questions the role of a defense lawyer, weighing up the value of finding the truth vs. simply disproving the prosecution. It also raises the very topical issue of uncovering the truth against those who wish to stifle it for ‘the greater good.’ It’s mature, it’s gripping and it’s genuinely thought-provoking. Fundamentally, this will last a lot longer in the memory than some dodgy tailing mechanics. Not perfect, then, but undeniably special.

Judgment isn’t quite the Yakuza-meets-Phoenix-Wright we were hoping for, but it’s held together masterfully with the recognizable formula of terrific fighting mechanics, a jam-packed open world, and an incredible story starring yet another brilliant protagonist. The game is so well written and localized that it fully deserves the level of recognition that any standard Yakuza game gets.

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The Good, the Bad, and the Missing in ‘NBA 2K20’ Initial Rankings

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After perhaps the craziest free agency in NBA history, 2K Games has released their top twenty player ratings for the upcoming NBA 2K20. Let’s take a look at what they got right, what they got wrong, and who’s missing. 

What They Got Right

Russell Westbrook (90)

I’m about as big of an apologist for Russell Westbrook as you can find. During his time in OKC, Russ delivered a virtuoso performance nearly every night. He’s averaged a triple double for three straight years, is perhaps the best rebounding guard in NBA history, and has proved that he has the ability to take over games when needed. However, his lack of outside shooting and questionable decision making prevent him from taking the leap to the next level.

Jimmy Butler (88)

Jimmy Buckets found his way to Miami this offseason vis-a-vis a sign-and-trade with Philadelphia. The 29 year old small forward is one of the League’s toughest players, with an ability to hit shots in the clutch, create his own shot in isolation, and overpower his opponents in the post. However, the high number of miles ran under coach Tom Thibodeau in Chicago and Minnesota combined with a so-so three pointer keep him firmly planted in the 80s. 

Paul George (93)

Despite finishing third in MVP voting last season, there’s still one major question surrounding Paul George. Can he stay healthy after surgeries on both shoulders in the offseason? In last year’s playoffs, he struggled in OKC’s five game loss to the Blazers, looking nothing like the MVP candidate that had, at times, carried the Thunder over the course of the season. Despite some concerns about his future, George is still one of the League’s best two-way players, a characteristic that his 93 rating accurately reflects.

What They Got Wrong

Ranking LeBron James (97) higher than Kawhi Leonard (97)

I guess being the best player on the planet for well over a decade, making eight straight NBA Finals, and starring in Space Jam 2 gives LeBron the benefit of the doubt. However, at this point in his career, it’s clear that LeBron, at least in some ways, is declining. Wracked by a major injury for the first time in his career last year, LeBron showed that, despite what we’ve seen, he is mortal like the rest of us. There’s not that much of an adjustment to be made, however, and a 96 would have been perfect.

Ranking James Harden (96) higher than Steph Curry (95)

For as good of a player as James Harden is, from his highlight plays in isolation, to his great three point shot and incredible ability to get to the line, he’s not a better player than Curry. Despite concerns about his size, health, and overall durability, the fact remains that Curry is a two-time MVP who led a team to a 73 win season and he deserves more respect than he’s often afforded. 

Ranking Kyrie Irving (91) higher than Klay Thompson (88)

For all that he’s done, from delivering the biggest shot in Cleveland Cavaliers history to leading a locker room meltdown in Boston last year, Kyrie Irving is an amazing player. However, ranking him significantly higher than Klay Thompson doesn’t make any sense. Thompson is one of the League’s greatest shooters, a locker room blessing, and an effective team player: things Irving isn’t at all. Ask yourself this: who would you rather have on your team?

Where is Ben Simmons?

For all his flaws, including an incredible lack of a jumpshot, off-court issues, and questions of passion, Ben Simmons is a top 20 player in the NBA. A 6’ 10” forward who handles the ball like a guard with an incredible ability to finish around the rim, Simmons deserves a higher ranking than aging players like Blake Griffin or similarly unproven talents like Karl-Anthony Towns. With a ceiling as high as his is, he needs to be recognized more than he is. 

What are your thoughts on NBA 2K20‘s ranking? Sound off in the comments below.  

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‘Mario Maker 2’ Online is a Beautiful, Chaotic Mess

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Mario Maker 2 online

First off, this should come as no surprise to anyone. Nintendo has always had a long and convoluted history of poorly crafted connectivity in their first-party titles, but this one may take the cake. Even with its stellar reviews and tremendous sales numbers, it is safe to say that Mario Maker 2’s online coop and versus modes are nowhere near as polished as they should have been for Mario’s first foray into online gaming. In all, Mario Maker 2 online is a beautiful and chaotic mess, suffering from connection and gameplay issues that damage the experience; however, there are moments of fun and brilliance that ultimately make it an addicting and rewarding mode worth spending time with. For what Mario Maker 2 online lacks in connectivity and user experience, it makes up in charm and pure fun. It’s odd, weird, and I can’t get enough.

Mario x 4

Super Mario Maker 2’s online mode is built on a very simple idea: throw four random players into a user-created level and let them platform their way to the finish. It’s the classic Mario formula multiplied by four, and it sounds like a spectacular time in theory. In versus mode, it’s first to the flag to win. Players can take the quick routes and run as fast as possible to the finish or opt for a safe approach and snag powerups or sabotage enemies. To ensure that a good time is had by all, players are ranked based on wins and losses and paired with other gamers of similar skill levels.

In coop mode, Nintendo fans are encouraged to work as a team in order to get the squad to the finish line, making for a much less stressful experience. Instead of slamming people out of the way, there are much more sharing powerups, making room on platforms, and working as a team involved on the way to the goal. Often times, games can take interesting turns as players get bored or maniacal, but co-op is a relaxing and stress-free experience for the most part.

Mario Maker 2 onlineWhen it works, Super Mario Maker 2 online is a ridiculous amount of fun, and possibly the best online experience on the console. It’s Mario, online with strangers, and it is crazily addicting. With very minimal loading screens, games that only last for around a minute and thirty seconds, and a goal that is always just within your grasp, you will constantly find yourself wanting just another go. It’s a simple, fast, and accessible drop-in multiplayer that is low risk and high reward, and it is easy to pick up and play for five minutes or five hours.

It’s A simple, fast, and accessible drop-in multiplayer that is low risk and high reward, and it is easy to pick up and play for five minutes or five hours.

That being said, this all comes with a really huge asterisk, because Super Mario Maker online rarely works perfectly. Here’s why:

Lag Time Makes for a Bad Time

In my experience, one out of every four connections in Mario Maker 2 online seems to suffer from essentially game-breaking lag. It is hard to tell if it is related to the internet quality of other players or the complexity of the level designs, but you can tell from the very start of a match that the game has literally dropped to a frame a second. This lag turns every game into a slow-motion slog through some user-generated level created with precise platforming mechanics in mind, and generally, these lagged lobbies end in a time out with no victor. With reaction time, precise movements, and careful jumps being an essential part of Mario, a smooth and streamlined experience is needed to appreciate the franchise’s magic.

Mario Maker 2 onlineAt first, these laggy levels might seem really comical, as everyone was moves at a same snail’s pace, but the novelty quickly wears off once a 280-second game lasts around 8 minutes. The only way to make it through is to hope that someone gets fed up and backs out, usually resulting in an immediate rush as things launch back into full speed.

Mario Maker 2 onlineTo make matters worse, the wins and losses from these lagged out versus matches affect the player rankings in the online matchmaking, often unfairly damaging the user’s stats through no fault of their own. There’s an option to have no positive or negative outcome if the experience was unsatisfactory and you back out mid-match, but it’s hard to gauge when is a good time to do so.

Game Mode Woes

Mario Maker 2 online also suffers from some seemingly shortsighted decisions in the levels that versus mode pushes on players. The best Super Mario Maker 2 online levels are short, simple, and relatively easy, although the game often places players in matches with clear conditions or bosses to defeat, and keys to collect before the goal can be touched. This often results in some unfair and sneaky moves on the part of other competitors, as usually everyone can advance once the clear conditions are met by a single player, leading some players to just wait by a door or flag until someone else can snag what is needed. It can also be frustrating when levels require a Yoshi to complete, and the Maker has only left a single Yoshi on the level for four players to fight for. One person gets it, and the other three are forced to wait until that player either wins or falls in order for the Yoshi to respawn.

While there is a rating system for levels after each match, Nintendo could just simply filter the multiplayer levels a little better, eliminating most with clear conditions and bosses. These could then be thoroughly vetted by the community by being tagged as a ‘multiplayer approved world’ before it is dropped into the versus playlist.

The Goal Pole

Even with these gripes, I’m still constantly brought back to the insane, chaotic, and addicting nature of Super Mario Maker 2 online. It’s odd, weird, incredibly addicting, and I just can’t stop playing. Even though it can be a chaotic mess, the title makes up for it in Mario magic and delight. Although no one can say for sure if Nintendo will be able to fix some of these gameplay and connectivity issues with future patches, it is possible that later updates could polish the Mario Maker 2 online into the best feature on the Switch. For now, it’s still first to the Goal Pole. I’ll race ya.

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